Why You Shouldn’t Believe Anybody Who Says They Are a “Best-Selling Author”

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I have a # 1 Best Seller!!!!!

….only on Amazon
….only in the UK
….only on Kindle
….only in the Pornography Biography category
….only as long as it’s a new book

Ignore the fine print! It still counts, damn it!

Call yourself a best selling author, everyone else does. I feel “pornography addiction expert” is a much better title to hang my hat on.

Links are on the Home Page if you’d like to buy it. It really would mean a lot to me.